Music

4.23.2015

J. Cole's New Video Is Like Watching Soft-Core Puppy Porn

Who ever thought rap music could be this cute? Swapping out the pit-bulls for a King Charles Cavalier and a German Shepherd pup, J. Cole’s ‘Wet Dreamz’ allows viewers to peer into the sweetest little doggy romance. The fourth video off of his 2014 Forest Hills Drive album, we follow these two young lovers, from the moment they spot each other outside on a walk, to rough-housing at the doggy-gym. It’s a tale we know too well, the infatuation, the thirst, and the awkward event of trying to make the first mood is all here, with lots of play-biting, and butt-licking in between.

But, things aren’t as innocent as they may seem, which makes this video hilarious. If you’re unfamiliar with the song it’s pretty much about catching that cutie in your math class, talking her up about doing the deed, while little does she know, you’re actually still a virgin. Whoops. So yes, these pups do have sex, but don’t worry it’s tasteful and adorable. That may sound a little like soft-core puppy porn (and it kind of is) it’s still a video that’s worth watching if you’re in love with puppy love.

Watch these two romp around in the bedroom, tickle each others stomachs, and listen hard to J.Coles’ lyrics as it’s easy to forget that you’re not just watching dogs being dogs. You’re actually watching them, ‘get to freakin’.’

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