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7.31.2015

Wanna go to a dildo war in NYC tomorrow?

Ever wanted to be pelted with a jiggly, plastic phallus? You’re in luck because Saturday the city is going to experience a new kind of battle. The first ever Dildo Wars NYC 2015 will take place in Union Square! The event, hosted by renowned party boy Alex Xander, is being held to raise awareness for STD/HIV awareness and for the filming of the pop-up fiesta kid’s new show Xander World– “a show where I do everything I’ve always wanted to do.”

The event is free – though you do have to RSVP – and is also equipping each of the sexy warriors dropping by for battle with a fresh dick piece of their own. For the more hygienically conscious phallus fighters, fear not: no one is allowed to bring their own toys to the war. The site also specifies a zero tolerance sexual harassment policy and that the dildos are for ‘external use only!’ (save it for the after party, kids). When the dust has settled and the battle is over you’ll even get to keep your new weapon – don’t forget to also stock up on the unlimited condoms being given away.

So take a hop on the D- I mean L train, and at the very least, get a free sex toy. At the very most, you can truthfully say you’ve slapped someone with a dildo for a good cause.

RSVP for Dildo Wars NYC 2015 here

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