An Ode to Britney Spears’ Instagram
Britney Spears—the gift that keeps on giving—has evolved from TMZ’s easy target and main source of juicy 2000’s gossip to headlining her own show in Las Vegas. The worldwide sensation has proven not only stronger than yesterday, but also a bit weirder… Yeah, turns out America’s first Princess of Pop has a few more quirks than one would think—not necessarily a bad thing. “Gimme, gimme more,” we demanded. “Okay,” she said. And with that, @britneyspears was brought unto the world by way of not stork, not passionate procreative lovemaking, but Instagram.
It’s safe to say that nobody is managing this part of Spears’ career. No, this one’s pure, unfiltered, unapologetic Britney, b*tch. The artist’s social page has been known to feature images of her gorgeous kids, Sean and Jayden Federline, an excessive bounty of selfies that is rumored to fuel the Hubble Space Telescope, and really random, totally appreciated DIY runway shows put on by none other than the sexy songstress herself. If “confidence is a plus,” and “cockiness is a must,” we bid you this question Miss Spears—where does that leave kookiness?
Check out a few of Britney’s posts on Instagram that prove just as amazing as they do strange.
Hallway into runway, am I right?
Another one? Okay!
A nice vacation montage courtesy of your favorite sort-of blonde.
Okay, she LOVES the runway.
Britney, last one!!
A little girl at heart, but also arguably a little bit nuts.
Modest advice from the Princess of Pop!
Sweetie, this is not Snapchat!
Sweet dreams, baby angel.
Yas girl, skeet!
Images and videos via @britneyspears
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