It's Britney, b*tch.

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9.20.2017

An Ode to Britney Spears’ Instagram

Britney Spearsthe gift that keeps on giving—has evolved from TMZ’s easy target and main source of juicy 2000’s gossip to headlining her own show in Las Vegas. The worldwide sensation has proven not only stronger than yesterday, but also a bit weirder… Yeah, turns out America’s first Princess of Pop has a few more quirks than one would think—not necessarily a bad thing. “Gimme, gimme more,” we demanded. “Okay,” she said. And with that, @britneyspears was brought unto the world by way of not stork, not passionate procreative lovemaking, but Instagram. 

It’s safe to say that nobody is managing this part of Spears’ career. No, this one’s pure, unfiltered, unapologetic Britney, b*tch. The artist’s social page has been known to feature images of her gorgeous kids, Sean and Jayden Federline, an excessive bounty of selfies that is rumored to fuel the Hubble Space Telescope, and really random, totally appreciated DIY runway shows put on by none other than the sexy songstress herself. If “confidence is a plus,” and “cockiness is a must,” we bid you this question Miss Spears—where does that leave kookiness? 

Check out a few of Britney’s posts on Instagram that prove just as amazing as they do strange. 

Hallway into runway, am I right?

Friday night fun… thanks for the little black dress @pninatornai 💖

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Another one? Okay!

Back in Vegas! Found these dresses today and just had to play 🦋🦋🦋

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A nice vacation montage courtesy of your favorite sort-of blonde.

TGIF ☀️

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Ugh, queen.

Jumping for joy!! Spring is coming 🌸🌱

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Okay, she LOVES the runway.

Another day, another runway 👠👠👠

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Britney, last one!!

Just doing my own runway show 🌺🌺🌺

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A little girl at heart, but also arguably a little bit nuts.

Spinning for the haters… Who says you have to grow up 💛💛💛

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Modest advice from the Princess of Pop!

Weekend advice 💖

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Sweetie, this is not Snapchat!

A little late on Snapchat… my kids showed me last week 😉 It's great because it makes you feel pretty!

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Yeah, gold.

It's been a while since I've cut loose 😂😜

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Loves it.

Just chillaxing 🕶

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Sweet dreams, baby angel.

Good night sweet dreams! 🌙💙

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Yas girl, skeet!

Sunday Funday!

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Images and videos via @britneyspears

Stay tuned to Milk for more proof that our early 00s sweethearts are thriving. 

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