The Life of Porn-blow (sorry).



Kanye West Is Now Streaming On PornHub, Because Life Is Beautiful

Kanye West is all about helping artists get paid. Yes, this ideology is mostly centered on himself and his attempts to accrue millions so that he can be his #best #creative #self, but at it’s heart, it’s a sentiment that makes total sense. Artists should get paid for the work they do, period. Providing you with dance-ballad tracks for your sadboi breakup playlist is a service in the greatest sense of the word. Why shouldn’t we pay them? Why shouldn’t we join Tidal and witness the Life of Pablo?

Well, one good reason would be the fact that TLoP is currently streaming on PornHub.

Yes, that PornHub. The place we all turn to at some point or another in our lives, the visit just as inevitable as both taxes and death. People have been calling this a leak, but considering the fact that this is one of the most popular websites in the entire world, we sort of have our doubts. “Leaking” simply isn’t a thing that Kanye does. It’s what other people do. Other people not named Kanye. Weaker people with lesser legal teams. We all end up on PornHub eventually–even Pablo.

Do you think RedTube is pissed?

Thus if this actually was done on purpose (Kanye has yet to comment, and Kanye comments on everything that happens in the Life of Kanye all the time, forever. Is anything really happening if Kanye hasn’t tweeted about it? Is anything real at all?) we can only imagine the artistic implications.

After all, for roughly three weeks now the entire Internet has been plagued by one pressing question: Who is Pablo? Who is he really? Does he have a dog? Is he a college drop out living the good life? Is he our collective dark twisted fantasy? Or is it…him? Has he finally returned to us? 

Streaming his entire life on PornHub finally gives us an idea of who exactly Pablo is. So far, we understand that he’s a chaotic man. A visionary, who’s not afraid to get on his knees when things get too hard to take. Hardcore, but at heart a nurturer forced to bear a heavy load.  Someone to gives more than he takes. A lover.

Stay tuned to Milk for more Kanye news.

Art by Kathryn Chadason

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