Bad trial. Worse hair.

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1.8.2016

'Making A Murderer' Hairstyles Tumblr Is Ridiculous/Hilarious

Making A Murderer on Netflix is horrifying. It’ll make you totally disillusioned with America’s criminal justice system, and it may also make you feel the need to take a very, very long shower. The murder trial is sickening, and perhaps an example of the worst that our country can do. But there’s an element of the show that might be even worse: the hair. Enter the tumblr, Making A Murderer Hairstylesby Giulia Rozzi.

"The 80′s Comedy Coif: this cut let’s people know you’re fun and know how to get da fuck away from a jacked up jury. Looks great with a Trader Joe’s uniform."
“The 80s Comedy Coif: this cut let’s people know you’re fun and know how to get da fuck away from a jacked up jury. Looks great with a Trader Joe’s uniform.”

Yes, this was a horrible, devastating trial. But the hair might be worse. The look of 90s rural Wisconsin was not exactly chic.

"The Gimmie That Confession Goatee: the neatly manicured facial hair helps hide your emotions as you pressure a teenager to confess murder."
“The Gimmie That Confession Goatee: the neatly manicured facial hair helps hide your emotions as you pressure a teenager to confess murder.”

The crooked cops and lawyers of Making A Murderer may have succeeded in putting an innocent man in prison, but they did not  succeed at looking good. Dudes, next time you try to intimidate teenagers into confessing to crimes they didn’t commit, hit up a Supercuts first.

"The Hedgehog Landing Strip: a style that celebrates a receding hairline that reaches back to all the times you lied under oath."
“The Hedgehog Landing Strip: a style that celebrates a receding hairline that reaches back to all the times you lied under oath.”

Stay tuned to Milk for more criminal justice and bad hair. 

Images via Making A Murderer Hairstyles.

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