Pornhub is always trying to touch hearts and genitals, but their new feature now makes it easier than ever for the visually impaired to log on and get off.

Tech

6.17.2016

Porn for the Blind Will Touch Your Heart and Your Genitals

“She’s on her hands and knees—her back pleasantly arched. Her butt points up and out,” a woman says with the vocal flair of someone reading a dictionary out loud. “The video begins with a small Latina with dirty, blonde hair lying face down on a massage table with nothing but a small towel covering her ass,” another woman says, speaking in the same soothing and emotionless tone of someone reading a bedtime story to a child. No, this isn’t a new performance art piece by a group of vegan artists struggling to survive on their trust funds. This is a small taste of Porhub’s new “described video” category for the blind community, who are logging on to get off.

For the 285 million people worldwide who are visually impaired, listening to porn usually means struggling through strange gurgling noises and the kind of moaning sounds we make after our annual attempt at exercise, but that’s all changing. Porn for the blind isn’t new, but with Pornhub’s jump into the niche market, it’s becoming mainstream, one stilted narration of sticky sexcapades. There are videos for everyone, no matter your gender or sexual preference. It’s also the latest way that Pornhub is trying to touch your heart–just as much as it helps you touch your genitals.

Unlike other porn sites that specialize in making you pay fees or jump through popup webcam ads to watch a pizza delivery boy shove his dick through a slice of cheese pizza, Pornhub cares. Literally. The porn for the blind feature is part of Pornhub Cares, which is the website’s actually real philanthropic division. They’ve already created a clothing line to fight domestic abuse and donated 1 cent for every 30 videos watched in the “large tit” and “small tit” categories to raise money for breast cancer. Outside of this division, though, they’ve also been known to stream Kanye West’s latest album, bring VR porn to the masturbatory masses, and a wearable sex fitness system lovingly called BangFit.

How effective is Porhub's new blind porn? It can't be any worse than Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind guy.
How effective is Porhub’s new blind porn? It can’t be any worse than Ryan Seacrest trying to high five a blind guy.

“It’s our goal to service all of our users’ needs, which begins with making content accessible to every individual,” said Pornhub vice-president Corey Price about the new blind porn videos. It’s this commitment to going above and beyond that makes Porhub the wanking website that tries to spread love to every inch of you one feature at a time.

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