There Is A Donald Trump Sex Doll And It Is Terrifying

If you’ve been patiently waiting for the day when you could lay down in a post-coital embrace with a terrifying plastic-skinned Donald Trump, you’re out of luck. You’ll have to settle for a new blow-up sex doll instead. Everyone’s favorite political joke and toupee enthusiast has become the target of a new art project that’s bringing attention to the ongoing international refugee crisis.

She may have on heels, but Trump still comes up short when it comes to height and political policies.

The doll is the brainchild of Syrian-born artist Saint Hoax. It was created in response to remarks made by Trump about the refugees flooding into countries across the world, trying to find safety and shelter as they escape from a bloody war. Unfortunately for these migrants, compassion isn’t a commodifiable good for the billionaire Republican frontrunner. In a speech to supporters at a rally in Keene, NH, he stated, “I’m putting the people on notice that are coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration. If I win, they’re going back.”

The dick-free doll sports an uncanny resemblance to Trump’s soulless eyes, and can be yours for the low price of $39. As you sit down to contemplate your life choices and blow hot air into Trump’s lifeless plastic body, you can make peace with the knowledge that the net proceeds from the doll will be donated directly to the UNHCR: UN Refugee Agency, which will provide blankets, water, dry clothes and food to Syrian refugees. If you find the image of a bloated and shiny Donald Trump to be too similar to the real thing, the doll can be easily disposed of with the included needle.

“Although we’d like to think more of them, our blown up leaders are filled with nothing but air,” Saint Hoax explains on their website. “And they are a needle POP away from going back to the hollow vinyl exterior they once were.”

If only it were so easy to take all of the hot air out of the real Donald Trump, right?

If you’re interested in purchasing the sex doll, you can order it directly from the Saint Hoax website.

Images via Saint Hoax.

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