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1/12 — We compiled some of the dumbest shit Trump's tweeted to help celebrate 71. Keep scrolling to see all 11.

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6.14.2017

What's the Dumbest thing Trump's Tweeted?

Happy Birthday, Donald Trump. My apologies sir. I meant to say: Happy Birthday ‘President’ Donald Trump, who, according to Wikipedia, which is basically the only source of information you haven’t called fake news besides your own Twitter account, says you turn 71-years-old today. Wow. Congrats. Now, as the 45th President of the United States, you have managed to achieve literally nothing good in the first 100 days of your presidency. Why? Because you are ignorant; the image of everything that is wrong in our country. 

According to the Urban Dictionary (the lowest low-key reference of the millennial experience) you are defined as: A disgrace to humanity, the end to America and all that is beautiful in life. The black hole that sucks all the light and hope out of the human race.

So, in honor of your birthday, instead of us dressing up as Marilyn to sing “Happy Birthday Mr. President”, we decided to compile some of the most ignorant, vile, and frankly the dumbest shit you have tweeted over the past ten years to remind us as a country, that you, Donald Trump, are indeed NOT our president. 

Lead graphic by Jordan Levinson

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